Working + Women's Logic


For the most part, I like being busy.  I like working, organizing, planning, researching, problem solving, strategy building, all of the above.  And although, I do not seek it, I greatly like being recognized and appreciated for my hard work and achievements.



MY THOUGHTS: (For Laughs)
Women's Logic


I think I've mentioned it before...women are crazy, I have no excuses for us.
Sometimes we expect men to pick up on our subtle, non-obvious hints.
So here, let me help some of you fellas out for future reference. 

(100% guaranteed to work 47% of the time)

If she looks at you; Say Hi
If I doesn't look at you; Say Hi

If you are enjoying her company; Buy her a drink
If she insists on paying for her own drink; Buy her a drink

If she's hungry; Offer food
If she's not hungry; Offer food

If she shows interest; Tell her she's pretty
If she doesn't show interest; Tell her she's pretty

If your phone rings; Ignore it and apologize for the disturbance
If her phone rings; Give her a second of privacy

If she leans towards you; Embrace her, she wants you to hold her
If she leans towards you; Don't embrace her, she's just preparing you for the friend zone 

If she hasn't sent you a picture; Don't ask for one, you may offend her
If she hasn't sent you a picture; Ask for one, you may offend her

If you are confused; Don't ask, you may frustrate her
If you are confused; Ask, she may give you perspective

If she says everything is fine; Accept it, she's okay
If she says everything is fine; comfort her and figure out what you did wrong

Good Luck Gentleman!

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